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"Once upon a time..."

There was adventure in the great wide was shining, shimmering, splendid...and it took us to infinity and beyond. We knew that what lay just beyond the river bend was the dreams and wishes our hearts made upon the second star to the right...and that even we poor unfortunate souls could find our way and go the distance, with no worries for the rest of our days.

And then some fucker told us to grow up...and ruined it. The bastards took our tuppence, spat in our bean curd and threw off our groove, hurling us into adulthood and responsibility and dishonoring our cows (among other things).

But this May, the Black Family and their associates take it back to a journey to the past set to kick you right in the childhood.

With live Disney-inspired, motivated and mangled performances by the Burlesque Underground’s darkest and most depraved denizens, plus an exclusive after-party where you can join in the fun and rub shoulders with the Australian burlesque industry’s most notorious family, Underground Disney is an evening of adult entertainment laced with childhood fancy, morally bankrupt melodrama and twisted black comedy tributes that will leave you wondering where your conscience got to.

So bat your eyes, pucker up your lips and get set to reach for the sky. Or head for the bar.

Hakuna Ma’Vodka.
It means no memories, for the rest of your night.

You’re playing with the big boys now.
You ain’t never had friends like us ;)

Dress ideas: Disney inspired couture and costume. Erotica couture - Formal or Glam Gothic - High class Fetish. Dress to express or impress. No sneakers, denim, caps or anything else that's going to make you look like a classless Bogan. The illusion of class is everything….and life’s full of tough choices, ain’t it? The Burlesque Underground encourages guests to exercise empathy and educate themselves about avoiding cultural appropriation when selecting a costume for this event. For more information please contact us on or follow this link:

Patrons and guests please note: Underground Disney is strictly for adults 18+ and will contain gore, simulated violence, simulated sexual violence and assault, coarse language, partial nudity, and images, concepts and themes that may trigger or offend. Trigger warnings apply. All scripted and improvised role-play is safe, sane and consensual.

Respecting the privacy of the Black Family and our guests, photos are not allowed of the performances. You are welcome to take selfies and candid snaps of your evening, but any photos of cast and crew are strictly forbidden without permission. You may of course ask. You never know, they may pose with you. Or for you. Or on you.

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Doors from 7pm

Drinks - Food - Lounge:
Doors, Bar, Lounge, Courtyard: 7pm - 10pm
Small "Food for the Inner Child" Menu: 7pm - 9pm

Improvised roving performance play: from 7pm
Showroom: From approx. 7.45pm
Onstage Show: From approx 8pm
VIP Afterparty: Doors 10pm. Party post-show til 2am.

Arrive early, grab yourself a drink from the bar and a bite to eat from the StMP small menu over a chat with friends before the show.

Bookings are recommended, secure your ticket online now.
Online bookings close at 12pm on Thursday 17th May, 2018.
Limited tickets may be available on the door, if not sold out prior.

Pre-sale Tickets:
$26 - Concession
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP afterparty entry

$29 – TOONTOWN - General seating
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP afterparty entry

1 x Reserved high table seat.
1 x VIP afterparty entry

1 x Reserved premium stage-side table seat.
1 x VIP afterparty entry

$15 - VIP Afterparty Entry ONLY
Can't make the main shindig? Join the Black Family for a salacious afterparty from 10pm til 2am.
1 x VIP afterparty entry

'Food for the Inner Child' Food and Beverage Add-ons:

You can also pre-select your Saint Martins 'Food & Beverage' special offer add-on package to complete your indulgent night out (available by pre-order only).

$19 +bf (served pre-show OR upon seating)
Drink of your choice (basic spirits, house red, white, sparkling, local beer).
Crusty ciabatta sliced, mushroom & roasted garlic pate, spicy capsicum dip and crumbly vintage cheddar.

$48 +bf (pre-show service)
Bottle of select Cabernet Sauvignon OR Sauvignon Blanc.
Grazing plate of Persian feta, sundried tomatoes, marinated olives, baby peppers with cream cheese, chunky basil pesto and parma ham with warmed Turkish bread.

$59 +bf (served upon seating)
Bottle of Premium French Champagne
Cognac & cinnamon strawberries with warm chocolate for dipping.


Venue Enq:
0412 510 424 ~ Mon - Fri 12pm - 8pm
Please do not send text messages, as they cannot be replied to.

Venue minimum dress requirement:
Neat smart, neat casual or even a little eccentric.
No torn jeans or casual shorts, no thongs/flip-flops permitted at any time.

Free street parking from 6pm on Martins St or St Kilda Rd

Public Transport:

Management reserves all rights | Information may change without notice.

All characters and story lines remain the property of N.Ristovski and the Underground. All character writings within the Underground are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Underground Disney is a tribute show and is not affiliated with Walt Disney Pictures in any way. All relevant Disney works remain the property and copyright of the Walt Disney Company 2018. No copyright infringement intended.

Character Artwork by
Lee Keeffe Dassin
Banner Design by Natalie Ristovski.


Saint Martins Place
374 St Kilda Road (Cnr Martin St), St Kilda, Victoria 3182

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