Get ready to unleash your inner suburban diva on the P.S. Decoy with Kath & Kim for a karaoke brunch cruise – Look At Moi! Noice, Different, Unusual! It’s time to don your best cardie, fluff up your fringe and step aboard Perth’s most hilariously fabulous brunch event. The PS Decoy is transforming into a floating Fountain Lakes fantasy for a one-of-a-kind Kath & Kim themed brunch cruise packed with music, madness and pure Aussie camp. Join our larger-than-life Kath & Kim style hosts as they lead you through a joyfully chaotic morning of sing-alongs, karaoke, audience games, cheeky comedy and iconic moments inspired by everyone’s favourite suburban divas. From power ballads to pop bangers, you’ll be belting out the tunes, sipping bubbles and living your best “effluent and aspirational” life as we cruise the Swan River. Expect outrageous outfits, laugh-out-loud interactions, spontaneous dance-offs and plenty of moments where you’ll be looking around saying, “Look at moi… I’m on a boat.” What’s included: • Live Kath & Kim style hosts & performers • Interactive sing-alongs and comedy moments • Delicious brunch service • River cruise aboard the iconic PS Decoy Available to purchase: • Full bar offering very noice drinks and softies for sale (no BYO alcohol ploise) Dress Code: Think neon, lycra, leopard print, netball chic, big earrings, shiny fabrics and pure suburban glamour. Prizes for best dressed because… obviously derrrrr!Grab your hornbags, your hunk-of-spunks and your Sharon — this brunch is guaranteed to sell out faster than Kim in a Day Spa. IMPORTANT: Boarding from 10.00am, Cruise from 10.30am till 1.00pm NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol. No BYO This is an 18+ event Cruise starts and finishes at Mends St Jetty, South Perth Limited tickets available. Don’t be a dud — book now.

Oktoberfest on The Decoy – All Aboard for Beer, Bratwurst and Pretzels on our floating Bavarian Beer Hall! Step onto the legendary Decoy paddle steamer for a rowdy cruise of Bavarian mischief, with live oompah music courtesy of the band Oompah! Also with guest artists from Glam Funk Band, Lizzy and Danielle serving up your favourite disco dance anthems to keep the party going! Enjoy traditional long-table seating, mouthwatering German delights, and ice-cold authentic German beer as we cruise Perth’s sparkling waters on the Swan River. With lively entertainment, classic Oktoberfest vibes, and the unbeatable atmosphere of a true Bavarian beer hall—this is one party you won’t want to miss. Dress theme: Lederhosen and dirndls encouraged! So grab your mates, don your dirndl, dust off the lederhosen, and let’s cruise, booze, and oompah our way into the night. This isn’t your grandma’s river cruise—this is Oktoberfest, baby. Prost! 3 hr cruise with Live music and light food included. Drinks available at bar.

HO HO HO! Celebrate Christmas with Glam Funk aboard this sunset river cruise! Step aboard The Decoy as we set out for an unforgettable evening of music, laughter, and riverboat charm all while dancing your socks off to the incredible Glam Funk Christmas Show! All the tunes you are hoping for are here including Mariah Carey and Wham’s Christmas unmissables, along with disco chart toppers and current hits… this will get the crowd going! Brought to you by a 3 piece Glam Funk production. Colleagues, friends and families... get them all on board to celebrate the Silly Season in style! Inclusions: - 3 hour cruise - Live music by Glamfunk Doors from 5pm, Cruise from 6pm till 9pm Standing tickets (Seating unallocated) 18+ event Cruise starts and finishes MENDS ST JETTY

🎸 The Ultimate Dire Straits Experience by Brothers in Arms 🎸 Get ready for an electrifying night of iconic rock anthems aboard the world famous Decoy Paddle Steamer. Brothers in Arms will take you on a journey through Dire Straits' timeless hits — live on stage! Don’t miss classics like Sultans of Swing, Money for Nothing, and more! Experience the unmistakable guitar riffs, unforgettable melodies and passionate tribute to one of rock's greatest bands. 🔥 TICKETS just $69.95! 🔥 Boarding from 4pm, Cruise from 5pm till 8pm Fully licensed bar. No BYO food or alcohol. NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol. 18+ Event