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Kath & Kim – Karaoke Brunch Cruise| Sun 11 Oct|10.30am - 1pm

Sunday 11 October 2026
Get ready to unleash your inner suburban diva on the P.S. Decoy with Kath & Kim for a karaoke brunch cruise – Look At Moi! Noice, Different, Unusual! It’s time to don your best cardie, fluff up your fringe and step aboard Perth’s most hilariously fabulous brunch event. The PS Decoy is transforming into a floating Fountain Lakes fantasy for a one-of-a-kind Kath & Kim themed brunch cruise packed with music, madness and pure Aussie camp. Join our larger-than-life Kath & Kim style hosts as they lead you through a joyfully chaotic morning of sing-alongs, karaoke, audience games, cheeky comedy and iconic moments inspired by everyone’s favourite suburban divas. From power ballads to pop bangers, you’ll be belting out the tunes, sipping bubbles and living your best “effluent and aspirational” life as we cruise the Swan River. Expect outrageous outfits, laugh-out-loud interactions, spontaneous dance-offs and plenty of moments where you’ll be looking around saying, “Look at moi… I’m on a boat.” What’s included: • Live Kath & Kim style hosts & performers • Interactive sing-alongs and comedy moments • Delicious brunch service • River cruise aboard the iconic PS Decoy Available to purchase: • Full bar offering very noice drinks and softies for sale (no BYO alcohol ploise) Dress Code: Think neon, lycra, leopard print, netball chic, big earrings, shiny fabrics and pure suburban glamour. Prizes for best dressed because… obviously derrrrr!Grab your hornbags, your hunk-of-spunks and your Sharon — this brunch is guaranteed to sell out faster than Kim in a Day Spa. IMPORTANT: Boarding from 10.00am, Cruise from 10.30am till 1.00pm NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol. No BYO This is an 18+ event Cruise starts and finishes at Mends St Jetty, South Perth Limited tickets available. Don’t be a dud — book now.
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YACHT STUFF Sunset River Cruise - Friday 6 Nov 6.30-9.30pm

Friday 6 November 2026
🚢 Yacht Stuff: The Ultimate Yacht Rock Escape! Step aboard the historic Paddle Steamer Decoy and get ready to sail away on a beautifully nauti night of 70s and 80s soft rock. No passport is required for this ultimate musical escape! Grab a drink from the bar, soak in the stunning sunset views, and dance the night away to a smooth, luxurious playlist of your favorite yacht rock hits. Whether you're a die-hard fan of smooth grooves or just looking for the perfect evening on the water, this sunset cruise promises immaculate vibes, nostalgic tunes, and unforgettable memories. 📅 Event Details Venue: The Decoy, Mends Street, South Perth Theme: 70s & 80s Yacht Rock Highlights: Live band, stunning sunset views, and a fully stocked bar. ⚓ What to Wear & Bring Dress Code: Nautical chic, captain's hats, flowy linens, or your best 70s/80s resort wear! Good Vibes Only: Bring your dancing shoes and get ready for a smooth ride. Tickets are limited for this exclusive sunset sail. Secure yours now and don't miss the boat! EVENT INFO / WHAT TO EXPECT: · Live band performance over the course of this 3 hour cruise · A stunning Perth backdrop as the boat glides along the river at sunset · A fully stocked bar available to purchase your favourite alcoholic / non-alcoholic beverages · Grazing boxes available by preorder and snacks available for purchase at bar EVENT DATE / TIMES: · Event Date: Friday 6 November 2026 · Boat Boarding Time: 5.30pm · Boat Departure Time: 6.30pm · Boat Return / Disembark Time: 9.30pm No BYO STANDING - SEATING UNALLOCATED NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
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Beatles Tribute | The Fabfour | Sun 8 Nov 2026 | 4-7pm

Sunday 8 November 2026
Incorporating costume changes representing all era’s of the Beatles and authentic instruments that re-create that special sound which changed the world of popular music, The Fabfour will take you on an unforgettable nostalgic ride from 1962 to 1969 as you take in this sunset cruise on the magnificent Swan River. This show has performed throughout the country and South East Asia for 27 years since forming in 1992. They have performed 5 Leeuwin concerts alongside such greats as Shirley Bassey, George Benson & Tom Jones. No BYO STANDING TICKETS - SEATING UNALLOCATED All tickets are sold on a general admission concert style basis. Whilst there is seating, we regret that reservations are not possible. NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
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Fleetwood Mac & Eagles trib. | Sun 15 Nov 2026 | 4-7pm

Sunday 15 November 2026
Don't miss this brilliant tribute of two of the world's biggest bands of all time at Perth's favourite live music venue The Decoy Paddle Steamer. Come feel the magic with The Ultimate Fleetwood Mac Experience - the best you will get. Immerse in the whimsical sounds of Stevie Nicks’ dreams track like Gypsy and Landslide, bop to Christine McVie’s pop hits like Say You Love Me and You Make Lovin’ Fun and Go Your Own Way and rock the house down with Go Your Own Way. The Chain nail every rock lick and every moment! The Cahin will be icking off the night will be a massive hour of ‘The Very Best of The Eagles’ - unquestionably America’s biggest rock band of the 70s. This is a huge singalong to unforgetting tracks like Lying Eyes, Take it Easy, Heartache Tonight and of course immerse in guitar heaven with Hotel California! Loved for their incredible harmonies, high energy and authentic shows, this double header show, presented by The Chain is not to be missed by Fleetwood Mac fans, Eagles fans or any music lover of the mega bands of the 70s and 80s. Don't miss it. 🎸 No BYO STANDING TICKETS - SEATING UNALLOCATED NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
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Dr Soul | Sunday 29 Nov 2026 | Sunset Cruise 4.30-7.30pm

Sunday 29 November 2026
Get ready to groove with Dr Soul – an electrifying 10-piece party band that brings the best of Disco, Soul, Motown, and Funk to life! Featuring a powerhouse 4-piece horn section, two dynamic backing vocalists, and phenomenal lead vocals from Gabrielle Riviere and Michael Naea – who also deliver stunning tributes to legends Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin – this band guarantees to ignite your night. From soulful 60s classics to funky 80s anthems, Dr Soul delivers a high-energy performance that sets your spirit on fire. Catch them live aboard The Decoy for the ultimate sunset river cruise party – an unforgettable evening of music, dancing, and good vibes! No BYO STANDING TICKETS - SEATING UNALLOCATED NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
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INXS v ACDC Tribute| Sunset Party | Sun 13 Dec | 4.30-7.30pm

Sunday 13 December 2026
2 Worlds Colide! ACDC vs INXS Tribute Night on The Decoy for this Swan River sunset cruise. 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗖 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮’𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱-𝘁𝗼-𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁! The Australian AC/DC Experience and The Australian INXS Experience. This LIVE ALL AUSSIE ROCK event is set to bring you the high-octane energy of ACDC and the irresistible swagger of INXS as they battle it out on stage! Let there be rock! ---------------------------------------------- No BYO STANDING TICKETS - SEATING UNALLOCATED All tickets are sold on a general admission concert style basis. Whilst there is seating, we regret that reservations are not possible. NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
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A Glam Funk Christmas | Monday 21st December | 6-9pm

Monday 21 December 2026
HO HO HO! Celebrate Christmas with Glam Funk aboard this sunset river cruise! Step aboard The Decoy as we set out for an unforgettable evening of music, laughter, and riverboat charm all while dancing your socks off to the incredible Glam Funk Christmas Show! All the tunes you are hoping for are here including Mariah Carey and Wham’s Christmas unmissables, along with disco chart toppers and current hits… this will get the crowd going! Brought to you by a 3 piece Glam Funk production. Colleagues, friends and families... get them all on board to celebrate the Silly Season in style! Inclusions: - 3 hour cruise - Live music by Glamfunk Doors from 5pm, Cruise from 6pm till 9pm Standing tickets (Seating unallocated) 18+ event Cruise starts and finishes MENDS ST JETTY
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Disco Afloat |Glam Funk| Friday 8th January | 7-10pm

Friday 8 January 2027
The river calls once more, and we’re answering with a grand return! Continuing our Disco Afloat series, we’re back — bigger, bolder, and ready to make waves! Step aboard The Decoy as we set out for an unforgettable evening of music, laughter, and riverboat charm all while dancing your socks off to the incredible 7 piece Glam Funk Band. All the biggest disco hits from Donna Summer,The Bee Gees, ABBA,The Village People,Boney M,Gloria Gaynor, Earth Wind & Fire, KC & The Sunshine Band and many more! The show is BACK, and the river is ready—are you? Dress theme: Nautical Disco Glam! Doors from 6.o0pm, Cruise 7pm till 10pm Standing tickets (Seating unallocated) Cruise starts and finishes MENDS ST JETTY
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Dire Straits Tribute | Sun 10th Jan | Sunset Cruise 5-8pm

Sunday 10 January 2027
🎸 The Ultimate Dire Straits Experience by Brothers in Arms 🎸 Get ready for an electrifying night of iconic rock anthems aboard the world famous Decoy Paddle Steamer. Brothers in Arms will take you on a journey through Dire Straits' timeless hits — live on stage! Don’t miss classics like Sultans of Swing, Money for Nothing, and more! Experience the unmistakable guitar riffs, unforgettable melodies and passionate tribute to one of rock's greatest bands. 🔥 TICKETS just $69.95! 🔥 Boarding from 4pm, Cruise from 5pm till 8pm Fully licensed bar. No BYO food or alcohol. NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol. 18+ Event
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Blue Shaddy SUNSET RIVER CRUISE - Saturday 16 Jan 6-9PM

Saturday 16 January 2027
Get ready to rock the boat as WA's legendary blues rock powerhouse, Blue Shaddy, brings their infectious, high-octane energy aboard the iconic Decoy Paddle Steamer. This is a rare, intimate sunset cruise experience with one of Australia’s favorite festival acts. Expect non-stop dancing, cold drinks, and stunning river views as the sun goes down. Boarding is limited and this will sell out fast. Secure your tickets now! EVENT INFO / WHAT TO EXPECT: · 2 hours of live performance over the course of this 3 hour cruise · A stunning Perth backdrop as the boat glides along the river at sunset · A fully stocked bar available to purchase your favourite alcoholic / non-alcoholic beverages · Grazing boxes available by preorder and snacks available for purchase at bar EVENT DATE / TIMES: · Event Date: Saturday 16th January 2027 · Boat Boarding Time: 5.30pm · Boat Departure Time: 6pm · Boat Return / Disembark Time: 9pm No BYO food or alcohol STANDING - SEATING UNALLOCATED NOTE: The Decoy observes the responsible service of alcohol.
The Decoy