12:00PM - 4:00PM Members - $45 Non Members - $50 Children - $30 3 Course Meal with beer, wine & soft drink plus entertainment

What’s happening to me? I’ve gone from rational to irrational, from pristine to vulvarine, from frigid to feral. And I don’t know who or what to blame. I thought I’d mature like a fine wine, so why am I becoming a very dry martini? I knew climate change was bad, but how did it get into my bits and bobs? Does my body need a total fire ban? Is it all the pressure? The cost of living? The cost of speaking? The cost of laser hair removal? Being human comes at a huge price and that hurts, especially for a cheapskate like me. If I don’t get answers soon, I’m going to start looking up mushroom recipes. Join Effie as she explores her past, her present, her life and loves and unravels a conspiracy so massive, it’ll blow dry your mind. Supporting her on stage none other than James Liotta. Doors open 7:00pm Dinner served 7.30pm Show Starts 8:30pm Show Only $65 Dinner and Show from $90 Main Course Only: Chicken with mash potato, mushroom sauce and vegetables or The following dietary requirement will only be catered for: Vegan, Gluten Free, Nut Free, Fructose Free with the following dish: Risotto Mushroom with Truffle Oil Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% transaction fee

Your heart works hard for you every day — let’s look after it ❤️ Join us for Aperitivo for the Heart, a free community heart health event featuring Dr Matias Yudi and Dr Anoop Koshy. You’ll hear practical, easy-to-understand guidance on how to maintain a healthy heart, plus the warning signs you shouldn’t ignore. This is a great night for anyone who: wants to reduce their risk and feel more confident about their heart health has a family history of heart disease, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, or is getting more breathless than usual is unsure what check-ups matter (and when) supports a partner/parent/friend and wants to know what to watch for There’ll be time for Q&A so you can ask the questions you’ve been meaning to ask — in a relaxed, welcoming setting. And if you’ve ever wondered about common heart conditions (including heart valve disease such as aortic stenosis) and what early detection looks like, you’ll leave with clarity and next steps.

On behalf of Brimbank Stallions FC, we’d like to invite all our players, families and supporters to our Fun Off The Pitch Night – a fantastic opportunity for our club community to come together, have fun, socialise and strengthen the friendships that make our club so special. Soccer is what brings us together on the field, but this night is all about connecting off the field. It’s a chance to spend quality time with your teammates, coaches, parents and friends in a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere. Your ticket includes a delicious 3-course meal, along with beer, wine and soft drinks throughout the evening. Ticket Prices: Adults & Juniors: $60 Children 12 & Under: $35 The night will be packed with entertainment, including prizes and giveaways, with our very own DJ Con keeping the energy high and the music flowing all night long. For the gamers and racing enthusiasts, we’ll also be hosting an exciting Gran Turismo Gaming Tournament, where competitors will battle it out for some fantastic cash prizes: 1st Prize: $500 2nd Prize: $200 Whether you’re coming to compete, win prizes, enjoy great food, or simply spend time with your teammates and fellow club members, there’s something for everyone. Don’t miss out on what promises to be one of the highlights of the season. Gather your teammates, bring your family, and join us for a memorable night of fun, laughter and club spirit. We look forward to seeing you all at our Fun Off The Pitch Night! Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% card transaction fee.

Celebrate Ferragosto the Italian way at Club Italia on Saturday 15th August. One of Italy’s most cherished traditions, Ferragosto is all about coming together to enjoy great food, music, and even better company. If you can’t make it to Italy this August, let us bring the experience to you. Dance the night away with DJ Morena and Fabiola, setting the tone with an electric vibe from beginning to end. Gather your friends and family and soak up the atmosphere of a true Italian summer celebration. Join us for a night of music, connection, and unforgettable Ferragosto vibes Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% card transaction fee.

Join us at Last Man Standing For a chance to win $8000 $100 a ticket Finger Food, Beer, Wine and Soft Drink Great company and a hopefully a great laugh An entry into the reverse draw for the chance to win $8000 There are 200 tickets available for purchase. Buy one, buy many for your chance to win $8000! Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% card transaction fee.

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6:30PM - 12 AM Members - $65 Non Members - $75 Children - $30 4 Course Meal, beer, wine & soft drink plus entertainment

🎶🕺🏻FROM 80s TO NOW, ONE NIGHT ALL THE HITS🕺🏻🎶 🎧 Mark Pellegrini is taking us from the 80s to now with all the hits you forgot you loved!! ⏰ 8PM – 1AM 🎟️ Limited Tickets Available –Secure yours now! Tickets $20 Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% card transaction fee.

The Neil Diamond Show Hot August Night Featuring the incredibly talented Anthony Diamond and featuring the 10 piece powerhouse band "Diamonds & Pearls". Show only $45 Dinner & Show (2 course) from $79 Doors open 7.00pm Dinner Served 7.30pm Show Starts 8.30pm Total Ticket Price is the ticket value plus 50c per ticket plus 2.5% card transaction fee.