π Stewβs Christmas Crackers 2025 edition! π
They're back!
Why did mummy kiss Santa Clause? Because Daddy fucked Jenny from
accounting π π π§¨
Feeling a bit mischievous this Christmas?
Looking for something fun and unique?
Add some spark to your Christmas event/function or Griswold family Christmas with some cheeky crackers, in which Stew has added an original Christmas joke to replace the crappy one inside.
This year you can grab a set of the classics (6 jokes) OR 6 brand new Christmas jokes for 2025!
Packets of 6x crackers (6 different original jokes) just $12, with pick up available at our show with SAMMY J on Saturday 13th December (or by arrangement). Crackers also come with the usual hat/toy combo.
All packs just $12 π π π§¨.

*NOT SUITABLE for children and maybe wait until the boss/HR rep has gone home before you pull these bad boys out at the Christmas party*
*Please email: stewartcbell@gmail.com to arrange delivery if not attending the Fresh Comedy Christmas Spectacular with Sammy J (December 13th)*
CONTACT DETAILS: STEWART BELL (stewartcbell@gmail.com)