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The Geordieland Experience

The Geordieland Experience is your insider’s ticket to the real North East, not just the partying, but the soul, stories and banter that make Geordieland legendary. It’s a multi-faceted tourism, hospitality and events collective built by proper Geordies who live and breathe this place, passionate about welcoming visitors and locals alike to explore Newcastle, Wallsend, Tynemouth and beyond with heart, humour and heritage.

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The Geordieland Experience presents CITY LIFE

Between Sunday 8 March 2026 and Monday 29 June 2026
Step into the heart of Newcastle and experience the city through the stories that shaped it. This guided walking tour unites footballing greatness, cultural icons, and hidden heritage all delivered by a proud local who lives and breathes the Toon. From legendary figures who our the heartbeat of Newcastle United history, to world changing names etched into the city’s streets, you’ll uncover the people, places and moments that made Newcastle famous far beyond the North East. Expect powerful stories, unexpected connections, and plenty of Geordie humour along the way. You’ll explore areas that reveal how football, food, fashion, royalty and revolution collide in this city passing landmarks. Discover hidden gems and legend stories along the journey, there are opportunities for photos, conversation, and insider insights you won’t find in guidebooks. The experience builds toward an unforgettable finale at the home of Newcastle United, where guests have the additional cost option to continue with an official stadium tour the perfect way to end a day steeped in black-and-white history. Whether you’re a lifelong fan, first-time visitor, or returning to reconnect with the city, this tour offers an authentic, emotional and proudly Geordie introduction to Newcastle. This isn’t just a walk. It’s a story. It’s a city. It’s Geordieland.
THE GLE TOURS
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RENT A GEORDIE

Between Thursday 26 March 2026 and Wednesday 30 June 2027
Why just visit Newcastle when you can have a local in your pocket? Rent a Geordie™ is your personal concierge service to the North East giving you insider access, local knowledge, and a fully bespoke Geordie Planner built around you. We take the stress out of planning so you can focus on enjoying the city like a true local. Whether you’re here for a weekend, a matchday, a celebration, or a full-on Geordieland adventure, we’ve got it sorted from start to finish. What we do: 🖤 Personal Concierge Service 🗺️ Bespoke Geordie Planner tailored to your time, interests & vibe 🚶 Guided Tours with proper local storytelling 🍺 Legendary Pub Crawls (the good ones not the tourist traps) ⚽ St James’ Park Tours 🎟️ Matchday & other Sporting Hospitality Ticket Organisation 🏨🍽️ Restaurants, bars, activities & experiences arranged 🤝 Group, corporate & special occasion planning From first pint to final photo, we organise everything so you don’t have to. No stress. No guesswork. Just Newcastle, done properly. #RentAGeordie | #GETcluedup | The Geordieland Experience
Rent a Geordie
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - MENS WALK AND TALK

Between Sunday 29 March 2026 and Sunday 20 December 2026
Alreet lads — Sparky here. Life can feel heavier than a wet Monday on the Tyne, and too many of us just crack on in silence. But you divvent have to graft through it alone. So here’s the good news… I’m now an officially trained Mental Health First Aider ✔️ Rocking the green & black MHFA badge ✔️ Fully trained with access to the MHFA England app & resources ✔️ Everything we discuss is confidential — no judgement, no pressure, just proper support when you need it. And with that I’m launching: FREE “Walk & Talk” sessions for men Powered by The Geordieland Experience Made for lads who need: A breather A chat A reset Or just someone to listen without aye-ayeing or brushing it off No forms. No awkwardness. Just a steady walk, fresh North East air, and a safe space to talk about whatever’s weighing you down. Whether you’re stressed, struggling, feeling lost, or just want to clear your head you’re welcome. You’re not on your own. Ever. Sparky’s got your back, today, tomorrow, and every step you take along the coast. ⚡️ Drop us a message to join the next Walk & Talk. Let’s get Geordie lads talking again one step at a time and might just make some new friends Along the way #GETSOCIAL #GETTALKING
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - #COASTLIFE CULLERCOATS

Between Friday 3 April 2026 and Monday 31 August 2026
Step off the beaten track and into a village that’s seen centuries of fishermen, smugglers, and daring rescues. From hidden caves along the shoreline to historic terraces and watch points, every turn of Cullercoats Bay has a story to tell. Hear tales of courage at sea, local legends, and mysterious secrets that the locals have kept for generations. Explore quaint streets, scenic piers, and a harbour that’s been the lifeline of this community for hundreds of years. End your journey with a stop at a historic village pub, where the atmosphere and views will make you feel part of the story the perfect spot to reflect on the secrets you’ve uncovered. This tour is perfect for curious explorers, history lovers, and anyone wanting a real taste of coastal North East life. Keep your eyes open… there’s more than meets the eye in Cullercoats.
THE GLE TOURS
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - #BANKHOLIDAYSPECIAL _

Between Friday 3 April 2026 and Monday 6 April 2026
Fish Friday this Easter Bank Holiday 🐟🌊 There’s no better place to be than the Geordie coast fresh sea air, unreal views, and proper good vibes all round. We’re hosting Cullercoats tours all weekend, including our #GETSOCIAL experience bringing people together the Geordieland way 🤝 And this Easter, we’ve teamed up with none other than the iconic The Queen’s Head proper smuggler territory ⚓ #GETOUT #GETSOCIAL #GeordielandExperience Step off the beaten track and into a village that’s seen centuries of fishermen, smugglers, and daring rescues. From hidden caves along the shoreline to historic terraces and watch points, every turn of Cullercoats Bay has a story to tell. Hear tales of courage at sea, local legends, and mysterious secrets that the locals have kept for generations. Explore quaint streets, scenic piers, and a harbour that’s been the lifeline of this community for hundreds of years. End your journey with a stop at a historic village pub, where the atmosphere and views will make you feel part of the story the perfect spot to reflect on the secrets you’ve uncovered. This tour is perfect for curious explorers, history lovers, and anyone wanting a real taste of coastal North East life. Keep your eyes open… there’s more than meets the eye in Cullercoats. We the encourage you to #GETSOCIAL and join us at the queen's head for some food and refreshments (optional add on and food and drinks not included in tour price you'd pay pub direct)
THE GLE TOURS
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - #COASTLIFE CULLERCOATS

Between Sunday 1 March 2026 and Monday 30 March 2026
Step off the beaten track and into a village that’s seen centuries of fishermen, smugglers, and daring rescues. From hidden caves along the shoreline to historic terraces and watch points, every turn of Cullercoats Bay has a story to tell. Hear tales of courage at sea, local legends, and mysterious secrets that the locals have kept for generations. Explore quaint streets, scenic piers, and a harbour that’s been the lifeline of this community for hundreds of years. End your journey with a stop at a historic village pub, where the atmosphere and views will make you feel part of the story the perfect spot to reflect on the secrets you’ve uncovered. This tour is perfect for curious explorers, history lovers, and anyone wanting a real taste of coastal North East life. Keep your eyes open… there’s more than meets the eye in Cullercoats.
THE GLE TOURS
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - #COASTLIFE TYNEMOUTH

Between Sunday 1 March 2026 and Monday 30 March 2026
Stand on one of the most dramatic headlands in the North East and uncover a story of storms, sacrifice, and silent heroes. This experience explores a time when shipwrecks were common, survival was uncertain, and ordinary locals stepped forward to do extraordinary things. You’ll hear about brothers whose quiet determination changed coastal rescue forever, a watch house built to scan the horizon, and a stretch of sea that has claimed and spared countless lives. We won’t tell you how rescues were carried out, who answered the call first, or what it took to stand watch in brutal conditions… That’s part of the journey. Expect: A powerful coastal setting True local stories rarely told in full Moments that make you look at the sea very differently This is not a museum tour. It’s a story of people, pressure, and purpose told where it actually happened. 🖤🤍 #GETCLUEDUP
Tynemouth Clock Tower
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RENT A GEORDIE

Between Wednesday 28 January 2026 and Saturday 28 February 2026
Why just visit Newcastle when you can have a local in your pocket? Rent a Geordie™ is your personal concierge service to the North East giving you insider access, local knowledge, and a fully bespoke Geordie Planner built around you. We take the stress out of planning so you can focus on enjoying the city like a true local. Whether you’re here for a weekend, a matchday, a celebration, or a full-on Geordieland adventure, we’ve got it sorted from start to finish. What we do: 🖤 Personal Concierge Service 🗺️ Bespoke Geordie Planner tailored to your time, interests & vibe 🚶 Guided Tours with proper local storytelling 🍺 Legendary Pub Crawls (the good ones not the tourist traps) ⚽ St James’ Park Tours 🎟️ Matchday & other Sporting Hospitality Ticket Organisation 🏨🍽️ Restaurants, bars, activities & experiences arranged 🤝 Group, corporate & special occasion planning From first pint to final photo, we organise everything so you don’t have to. No stress. No guesswork. Just Newcastle, done properly. #RentAGeordie | #GETcluedup | The Geordieland Experience
Rent a Geordie
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The Geordieland Experience presents CITY LIFE

Between Sunday 1 February 2026 and Saturday 28 February 2026
Step into the heart of Newcastle and experience the city through the stories that shaped it. This guided walking tour unites footballing greatness, cultural icons, and hidden heritage all delivered by a proud local who lives and breathes the Toon. From legendary figures who our the heartbeat of Newcastle United history, to world changing names etched into the city’s streets, you’ll uncover the people, places and moments that made Newcastle famous far beyond the North East. Expect powerful stories, unexpected connections, and plenty of Geordie humour along the way. You’ll explore areas that reveal how football, food, fashion, royalty and revolution collide in this city passing landmarks. Discover hidden gems and legend stories along the journey, there are opportunities for photos, conversation, and insider insights you won’t find in guidebooks. The experience builds toward an unforgettable finale at the home of Newcastle United, where guests have the additional cost option to continue with an official stadium tour the perfect way to end a day steeped in black-and-white history. Whether you’re a lifelong fan, first-time visitor, or returning to reconnect with the city, this tour offers an authentic, emotional and proudly Geordie introduction to Newcastle. This isn’t just a walk. It’s a story. It’s a city. It’s Geordieland.
THE GLE TOURS
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The Geordieland Experience presents RENT A GEORDIE

Friday 16 January 2026
*#RENT A GEORDIE* A brand-new service by The Geordieland Experience What’s Included with Rent a Geordie Rent a Geordie is a fully bespoke concierge experience designed to take the stress out of your visit and let you enjoy Newcastle like a local from the moment you arrive. ✔ Personal Geordie Concierge You’ll have your own dedicated Geordie on hand to guide you, host you, and make sure everything runs smoothly throughout your visit. ✔ Personal Geordie Planner Before you arrive, we build your trip around you. From activities and attractions to hospitality, hotels, tourism spots and live events whatever the time or purpose of your visit, we’ve got you covered. ✔ Arrival & Orientation Support We make sure you feel comfortable and confident in your surroundings as soon as you land in the Toon. No confusion, no stress just straight into enjoying the city. ✔ Authentic Newcastle Experiences Want to experience Newcastle properly? We can take you on real-life pub crawls and local nights out, visiting iconic bars and hidden gems such as The Black Garter, The Beehive, and more, seeing the city the way locals do. ✔ Flexible Experiences Your Rent a Geordie experience can include: • Daytime exploring • Nightlife & pub crawls • Food & scran recommendations • Culture, art & history • Events, match days & live entertainment • Relaxed social or high-energy nights out ✔ Choose Your Geordie Rent a Geordie comes in: • Geordie Lad • Geordie Lass • Or go full experience and book both for the ultimate Geordieland welcome. One City. One Visit. Zero Stress. We handle the planning, the hosting and the local knowledge you just turn up and enjoy Newcastle the Geordie way. RENT A GEORDIE — PRICING Prices start from £59.99 This includes: ✔ Personal Geordie planning ✔ Concierge-style support ✔ Bespoke itinerary built around you ✔ Local knowledge before you arrive CORE OPTIONS Geordie Starter – £59.99 Perfect for short stays or first-time visitors. Includes: • Personal Geordie Planner • Custom activity & scran recommendations • Arrival orientation & local tips • Support via phone / messages during your visit Geordie Day Out – £149.99 The full “show us around” experience. Includes: • Everything in Geordie Starter • Up to 4 hours with your Geordie Lad or Lass • City exploration, culture, food or pubs • Real-life Newcastle experiences • Stress-free hosting from start to finish Geordie VIP – £249.99 For visitors who want it done properly. Includes: • Everything above • Up to 8 hours with your Geordie Lad or Lass • Full-day hosting & concierge • Pub crawls, events, match days or nightlife • Hidden gems & local favourites • VIP-style experience throughout the day ULTIMATE GEORDIE EXPERIENCE Lad & Lass Package – from £399.99 The full Geordieland sensation. Includes: • Both Geordie Lad and Geordie Lass • Fully bespoke day or evening • Ideal for groups, celebrations, corporate visits or special occasions ADD-ONS (Optional) • Nightlife hosting / pub crawl – from £49.99 • Station or airport meet & greet – from £29.99 • Special occasion planning – from £39.99 • Group or corporate bookings – price on request
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The Geordieland Experience Presents -Myths and Legends

Between Sunday 14 December 2025 and Thursday 15 January 2026
🔥 MYTHS & LEGENDS OF TYNEMOUTH TOUR 🔥 Where the North Sea mist hides secrets… and the stones remember everything. Step into the shadows of Tynemouth, where history and folklore mix like sea spray on storm-lashed rock. This tour pulls you through centuries of mystery — from noble heroes who shaped the region to the darker characters who stalked its beaches at night. Expect whispers on the wind, tales carried by the tide, and the ghosts of the North East’s most notorious souls… ✨ EXPERIENCE TYNEMOUTH LIKE NEVER BEFORE This tour blends real history, dark legends, and spine-tingling storytelling, all set against the crashing waves and ancient stones of the Priory. Perfect for: ✔ Ghost story lovers ✔ History fans ✔ Locals hungry for forgotten tales ✔ Visitors wanting the REAL Geordie coast When the sun goes down… the myths rise.
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - Past Present Future

Between Wednesday 10 December 2025 and Thursday 15 January 2026
Overview Join The Geordieland Experience for our City Life Tour, a guided journey through the heart of Newcastle showcasing the past, present, and future of our city. You’ll explore the best of Geordieland — the innovators, creators, and go-getters who’ve shaped our region. We’ll stroll up Northumberland Street, stop by the Fenwick’s Window, and wander through the Newcastle University campus, highlighting our next-gen Geordies and celebrating how multicultural and united we are as a city. A journey through Newcastle you think you know… But trust us — you’ve never seen it like this. This isn’t your standard city walk. This is a hand-crafted Geordieland experience where every turn has a story, every landmark has a secret, and every stop reveals a layer of the Toon that most people miss entirely. We’re talking: ✨ Hidden tales behind icons you walk past every day ✨ A mix of football, history, city life + pure Geordie culture ✨ Surprising locations you wouldn’t expect on a tour ✨ Photo ops you won’t find on Google ✨ Energy, mystery, and proper local insight You’ll start by meeting one of Newcastle’s greats… And finish somewhere that connects every thread of the journey. What happens in between? That’s the magic of the tour — you’ll only find out when you walk it. No spoilers. No maps. Just pure discovery. 💬 “I didn’t expect half of this — unreal.” 💬 “Proper Geordie storytelling. You feel the city differently.” Professional guiding Personality-driven hosting Photography included Local expertise Storytelling Tour design + route prep * Prams and Pooches FREE
Alan Shearer Statue
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The Geordieland Experience presents - City Life

Between Sunday 4 January 2026 and Thursday 15 January 2026
🏙️ #CITYLIFE - #GETOUT #GETACTIVE #GETCLUEDUP The Beating Heart of Newcastle Step into the rhythm of the Toon with THE GEORDIELAND EXPERIENCE’s #CITYLIFE TOUR, a walk through Newcastle’s vibrant past, present, and future. From the roar of St. James’ Park to the sparkle of Grey Street, this tour captures the soul of the city. Its football pride, architectural beauty, street banter, and forward-thinking spirit. Discover the Heart of Geordieland! Step into the vibrant energy of Newcastle with our City Life Tour. Starting at the iconic Sir Bobby Robson statue, we explore the streets that have shaped the North East’s capital into the Geordieland we know today. Along the way, we celebrate the innovators, creators, and visionaries born right here offering a glimpse into the past, present, and even the future. Perfect for curious minds of all ages, this tour is your insider’s pass to the stories that make Newcastle truly legendary. Along the way, your local Geordie guide brings every stop to life with humour, history, and heart. It’s not just a walk........ It’s a proper Geordie welcome. After the tour there is an optional off the clock sesh where we all go socialise and have a good owld Geordie pint and scran to refuel. We cater for large group and corporate bookings. Please contact us directly to discuss a bespoke #CITYLIFE package tailored to your team or event. *Why choose The Geordieland Experience -* Fully insured and license to thrill Multi award winning startup Local founders with local knowledge Supporting a local independent business We are T.H.E future of tourism in toon Mental Health First Aider
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The Geordieland Experience Presents - Wallsend like never b4

Between Sunday 7 December 2025 and Wednesday 14 January 2026
Wallsend Tour: From Romans to Revolution Step back in time and explore the rich heritage of Wallsend! Discover the story of the Romans and their legacy at Segedunum, journey through the pit mining era that powered the region, and uncover the innovations of the boat-building revolution. Learn about the local impact of Swan Hunters shipyard and admire the vibrant graffiti that now brings the Wallsend Metro Bypass to life. This tour celebrates the history, industry, and art that make Wallsend truly unique. #GETcluedup #GEThistorical #GeordielandExperience
Geordieland Experience Tours - Wallsend
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The Geordieland Experience presents RENT A GEORDIE

Between Friday 5 December 2025 and Thursday 1 January 2026
*#RENT A GEORDIE* A brand-new service by The Geordieland Experience Coming to Newcastle but not sure where to start? Sick of spending hours researching “things to do in the Toon”? Worried you’ll miss the real Geordieland magic? Whey man, leave it to us. Rent a Geordie takes the stress clean off your shoulders. We handle the planning, the navigating, the decision-making and the insider knowledge—so you can just turn up, relax, and enjoy the North East like a true local. We’ll ask you a few simple fact-finding questions about your visit, your interests, and the purpose of your trip, then we build your entire Newcastle adventure from scratch. Accommodation help, transport, food, hidden gems, nightlife, historic routes—we SORT THE LOT. You’ll have your own personal Geordie concierge, guiding you round and making sure your time in Newcastle is nothing less than unforgettable. *Why choose The Geordieland Experience -* Fully insured and license to thrill Multi award winning startup Local founders with local knowledge Supporting a local independent business We are T.H.E future of tourism in toon Mental Health First Aider
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T.H.E METTY MISH

Between Monday 10 November 2025 and Friday 28 November 2025
🍻 THE METTY MISH – LOST LUGGAGE SPECIAL A pub crawl on the Metro, Geordie style! All aboard the Metty Mish Express, where good craic meets cold pints and Metro tracks! We’re starting off at Monkseaton’s Lost Luggage Room, warming up with a local ale before hopping on the yellow line for a liquid adventure down the coast exploring local ipa's and other brewed goodness. Next stop, Whitley Bay, for The Ticket Office. Then we jump back on the Metty for the grand finale at Tynemouth’s Platform 2, a pub so close to the tracks you can cheers the driver as the trains fly by. Expect good tunes, great laughs, and a few lost tickets along the way. Grab your mates, your Metro pass, and your Metty Mish Survival Kit you’ll need it! 🎟 The Plan Start: at Lost Luggage Room, Monkseaton Next Stop: The Ticket Office, Whitley Bay Finale: Platform 2, Tynemouth Finish: When the Metro stops or you do. ⚠️ The Rules 1. Respect the pubs and staff... they keep the Mish alive. 2. Keep your Metro pass safe. 3. Stay hydrated (pints don’t count). 4. Have a laugh and look after each other.
T.H.E METTY MISH
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Geordieland Experience Tour - Wallsend Tours

Monday 24 November 2025
Wallsend Tour: From Romans to Revolution Step back in time and explore the rich heritage of Wallsend! Discover the story of the Romans and their legacy at Segedunum, journey through the pit mining era that powered the region, and uncover the innovations of the boat-building revolution. Learn about the local impact of Swan Hunters shipyard and admire the vibrant graffiti that now brings the Wallsend Metro Bypass to life. This tour celebrates the history, industry, and art that make Wallsend truly unique. #GETcluedup #GEThistorical #GeordielandExperience
Geordieland Experience Tours - Wallsend
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Geordieland Experience Tour - Myths and Legends

Between Monday 10 November 2025 and Friday 21 November 2025
Fancy a walk where the past still whispers through the night? 🌕🌊 we’re leadin’ you through the shadowy corners of Tynemouth — where Geordie legends, ghostly tales, and local history collide. From mysterious figures buried where they shouldn’t be, to phantom ships and watchful shadows, and unsettling secrets by the sea... 👀⚔️💀 It’s spooky enough to get the hairs on ya neck standin’, but still family friendly — and ye’ll learn a few local secrets along the way too along with the importance of SEAfty first when out at sea🫢📚 #GETOUT #GETACTIVE #GETCLUEDUP #GeordielandExperience #TynemouthGhostTour #UrbanMyths #GeordieLegends #SpookySeason #HalloweenInGeordieland #FamilyFriendlyFun
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Geordieland Experience Tour - Myths and Legends

Between Monday 13 October 2025 and Friday 31 October 2025
Fancy a walk where the past still whispers through the night? 🌕🌊 This Halloween, we’re leadin’ you through the shadowy corners of Tynemouth — where Geordie legends, ghostly tales, and local history collide. From mysterious figures buried where they shouldn’t be, to phantom ships and watchful shadows, and unsettling secrets by the sea... 👀⚔️💀 It’s spooky enough to get the hairs on ya neck standin’, but still family friendly — and ye’ll learn a few local secrets along the way too along with the importance of SEAfty first when out at sea🫢📚 Are ye ready to #GETSPOOKED and #GETCLUEDUP this Halloween? 👻✨ #GeordielandExperience #TynemouthGhostTour #UrbanMyths #GeordieLegends #SpookySeason #HalloweenInGeordieland #FamilyFriendlyFun
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Geordieland Experience Tour - Wallsend Tours

Between Sunday 19 October 2025 and Thursday 23 October 2025
Wallsend Tour: From Romans to Revolution Step back in time and explore the rich heritage of Wallsend! Discover the story of the Romans and their legacy at Segedunum, journey through the pit mining era that powered the region, and uncover the innovations of the boat-building revolution. Learn about the local impact of Swan Hunters shipyard and admire the vibrant graffiti that now brings the Wallsend Metro Bypass to life. This tour celebrates the history, industry, and art that make Wallsend truly unique. #GETcluedup #GEThistorical #GeordielandExperience
Geordieland Experience Tours - Wallsend