System Error: A Trilogy
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3 Short Plays, One Hilarious EveningArtificial Irritation
Angela, Dot, and Frank are content with their weekly ritual of cards and tea until Angela’s granddaughter introduces Lance, a voice-activated assistant meant to improve their lives. This meddling AI quickly takes charge, locking the fridge and replacing television shows with forced yoga routines. The three retirees must use their combined wit and some antique gadgets to reclaim their home from the relentless grip of modern technology.
Don't Stay In There Too Long
A career criminal wakes from a cryonic freeze to find his eight-year sentence lasted nearly a century because of a computer glitch. Slasher Stevens discovers a world where his illegal trades are legal and sex robots have replaced his old haunts. Tensions rise as he tries to extort the doctors for compensation, only for a menacing figure from his past to emerge from the same storage unit.
We’re All Zoomed!
The Hall-less Players attempt to organize their theatrical comeback through a chaotic digital meeting filled with technical failures and fragile egos. As the chairwoman struggles to maintain order, a foul-mouthed parrot and accidental nudity threaten to derail the entire production schedule. Power struggles erupt when the group realizes that social distancing rules will change their stage roles forever.
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Thursday 23 April 2026 - Saturday 25 April 2026 (UTC+01)Location
Westwell Parish Hall
Westwell Parish Hall, Gold Hill, Westwell, Nr Ashford, Kent TN25 4LD
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