The Clams present BETTER WETTER water ballet and pool party

 

Photo by Bri Hammond

Because we love you clamgels, we're coming ... again ... to bring you Better Wetter.

It's all about sexy sex sex.

Oh yeah. Better Wetter is a celebration of women who do it! With each other, with another, with themselves, but always with enthusiastic clamsent.

Better Wetter is an all swimming, all dancing, sexy clamtacular. We're feeling ourselves and loving ourselves sick, but we promise no nudity and no smut. Just good old fashioned pleasure, like mother nature clamtended. Choreographed by the exceptionally clever Holly Durant and Gabi Barton.

Bring your swimming clamstume, your floaties, and clam get wet with The Clams!

Poolside beats from DJ Whiskey Houston and dreamy disco sextet Sugar Fed Leopards.

Kids are welclam (it's never too early to learn about body autonomy!) (This is NOT pornography. But there is a little swearing.)

Set times (approx)
2.30pm DJ Whisky Houston
3.30pm The Clams 
4.00pm Sugar Fed Leopards
4.50pm DJ Whisky Houston
6.00pm The Clams (the show is so nice, we are doing it twice)
6.30pm Sugar Fed Leopards

 

Tickets
$30 (+BF)
Kids 14 and under $15 (+BF)

When
Saturday 24 February
2.30 - 7.30pm

Where
Northcote Acquatic & Recreation Centre
180 Victoria Rd, Northcote, VIC 3070 (map)

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