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SHORTIS & SIMPSON - How Good Is 2019!

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date | Friday 29 November 2019 at 6pm*  and  Saturday 30 November 2019 at 6pm*

PRESENTED by |  Carrington Inn & Cafe Woodworks - Bungendore

Location  |  Carrington Inn - Event Centre
53 Ellendon Street, Bungendore, NSW 2621

Sessions

Sessions Description Status
Friday 29 November 2019 6:00 PM Friday Dinner Show Sold Out
Saturday 30 November 2019 6:00 PM Saturday Dinner Show 9 Available
Friday 29 November 2019 6:00 PM
Friday Dinner Show
Sold Out
Saturday 30 November 2019 6:00 PM
Saturday Dinner Show
9 Available

Pricing |  Earlybird (ends 20th October) $80. | Regular $89. | SeniorCard Concession 5%

INCLUSIONS |  Performance, 3-Course Meal, Drink on Arrival, Photo Booth.   

DESCRIPTION |  A satirical look at the events and characters of the year we’ve almost survived 

In a year when the Prime Minister is writing their titles for them, Bungendore’s leading musical satirists, Shortis and Simpson, confirm what a stunning year this has been as they take you on a roller coaster ride through the stories and characters that have made 2019 so memorable.

2019- the year when the unwinnable election was won, Abbott fell off his bike, the polls were up the pole, and Shorten fell short. When Greenland was almost sold, journalists were raided by the AFP, a cardinal lost his appeal, and Aldi shopping bags became the new method of making political donations.

Yes, in the year when the election gave us ScoMo, the ALP gave us Albo, and Brexit gave us BoJo, John Shortis and Moya Simpson (JoSho and Simmo) reckon that all you can do is laugh. So join them as they go Morrison dancing, and prove, in the words of The Titanium Man himself- How Good Is 2019!

Don’t miss SHORTIS & SIMPSON's original production of  How Good Is 2019!

Bookings Essential.  Book early to avoid disappointment. 
 

* Times indicate commencement of the dinner service.  The performance commences 8:00pm. 

NB:  Tables will be per booking or booking group.  For example a booking of 6 will have a table for 6. 
        Single bookings will be seated at a table of 2 or 4 with other single bookings. 



THE DINNER SHOW MENU

Alternative Serves

Entree

Smoked Salmon & Avocado Salad with crusty sourdough
Wild Mushroom, Thyme and Goats Cheese Arancini with herb aioli

Main

Eye Fillet Beef served with rosemary and garlic chat potatoes, seasonal vegetables with red wine jus
Supreme Cut Chicken served with rosemary and garlic chat potatoes, seasonal vegetables with asparagus cream.

Dessert

Lemon and Lime Tart with poached berries and cream
White Chocolate Cheese Cake with poached berries and cream

 

Vegetarian meals available on request

Coffee, Tea, and Water



A selection of sparkling, red and white wines, local beer, cider, and soft drinks before and during the show. 

Complimentary Drink on Arrival
 


About Shortis and Simpson

John Shortis and Moya Simpson teamed up to create their comedy cabaret act in the early ’90s after performing together in ‘Bishop and the Actresses’ and at the School of Arts Café in Queanbeyan.

Their complimentary writing, performance, and theatrical talents make up the Shortis and Simpson productions that are always surprising, original, innovative.  Projects that present a wide scope of styles and genres.

John Shortis writes songs and scripts, plays keyboard, and spends hours reading newspapers and delving into libraries and archives. Moya Simpson sings, mimics accents, plays characters, and has a passion for Eastern European music.

Based in Bungendore, they specialise in shows that reflect Australian history and politics in a way that is funny, satirical and informative, with the odd gut-wrenching moment. They perform regularly at Canberra’s national cultural institutions, and regularly do seasons of political satire.

 

About the Artists

Moya Simpson

Moya Simpson, singer, actor, and comedian has carved out a career built upon her extraordinary vocal versatility, comic timing and energetic delivery.

She’s sung songs of the Balkans in ‘Mesana Salata’ and ‘Martenitsa’, toured for Musica Viva in, acappella group, ‘Girls In Your Town’, and trained with British singer and voice specialist Frankie Armstrong to develop her own voice workshop skills.

Her comedy cabaret persona emerged when she was a member of ‘Bishop and the Actresses’ with Margret RoadKnight, Kerry-Ella MaCaullay and John Shortis in the early ’90s. This led to performances at the School of Arts Café in Queanbeyan, and eventually the emergence of Shortis and Simpson as a comedy cabaret act.

She has written and performed in her own one-woman show, ‘Close Your Eyes and Think of England’, and had lead roles in ‘Yodel Lady, the story of the yodel’, and ‘Stop Laughing, This Is Serious’, a political satirical musical play by Graham Pitts.

Excerpts from reviews: 

Innately glamorous, blessed with superb diction and a wicked sense of humour…

Simpson is the mistress of innuendo…

She has the capacity to say as much with a raised eyebrow as a lyric…

Simpson is remarkable…

Thrilling the audience with the sheer octave-powered energy of the sliding sounds of the mesmerising yodel…

You’ve heard nothing till you’ve heard the phenomenal Simpson sing …

Moya Simpson’s stunning vocal versatility from the blues to the bossa nova or country and western to samba…

It is Simpson the actor who shines… bringing the house to the verge of tears…

John Shortis

John Shortis is an immensely creative and musical individual. As half of Shortis and Simpson, he writes and performs their shows that feature political satire and reflect his interest in Australian history.

He has composed music for countless theatre productions including for Nimrod Theatre, Tasmanian Puppet Theatre, Dance Company of NSW, Patch Theatre, written music for opera and an orchestral suite for the Adelaide symphony Orchestra, and hundreds of songs for children. John’s creative versatility has also shined in scriptwriting for television and directing several music-theatre projects.

His songs have been recorded by Margret RoadKnight, Jeannie Lewis, Franciscus Henri, the cast of Playschool, and Rolf Harris.

As a music historian, John received a Harold White Fellowship to research the sheet music collection at the National Library. This resulted in a series of Shortis and Simpson ‘Sheet Dip’ shows, performed in Canberra and regional Australia. In 2001 he curated, ‘Between the Sheets’, an exhibition at the National Library that is currently touring the country.

Excerpts from reviews: 

Shortis has a seemingly bottomless well of ideas and a rare ability to range across styles…

A true rarity…  Sophisticated…   Whimsical and witty…

Accomplished and tasteful writing…

Brilliant Australian writer… 

His funny lyrics brim with outrageously skewed rhymes…

Laser-honed approach balancing irony, sarcasm and the sardonic with an air of innocence...

The stinging wit of John Shortis’ dart-sharp lyrics, piercing the bulls-eye of political chicanery…

Shortis is a songwriter of consummate skill, as adept at a swift jibe at Little Johnny as he is at a moving tribute to the courage of the ordinary Aussie battler…

 

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