ALL CHILDISH THINGS
by Joseph Zettelmaier
All Childish Things is a fast-paced, darkly comedic heist play that follows a group of lifelong friends—obsessed with Star Wars memorabilia—who decide to rob a warehouse full of rare collectibles. What begins as a nerdy fantasy quickly spirals into a chaotic, high-stakes operation that tests their friendship, maturity, and moral compass.
It’s Ocean’s Eleven meets Clerks, with lightsabers, betrayal, and a whole lot of emotional baggage.

Opening show Friday 17th April 2026(show only), doors open 6pm, show starts at 7pm. Special offer all tickets $20
Followed by Dinner and Show on saturday 18th April 2025 and a Matinees and Dinner Shows on 25th April and 2nd May. Matinees commence at 2pm (doors open at 1.30pm) and dinner shows commence at 7.00pm (doors open at 5.30pm and dinner served at 6.00pm).
Location
Wollondilly Shire Hall
44 Menangle Street Picton 2571
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