What’s happening to me?

I’ve gone from rational to irrational, from pristine to vulvarine, from frigid to feral.

And I don’t know who or what to blame.

I thought I’d mature like a fine wine, so why am I becoming a very dry martini?

I’ve always been hot — but now I’m boiling.

I knew climate change was bad, but how did it get into my bits and bobs? Does my body need a total fire ban?

Is it politics? The Right and the Left are cracking it at each other — meanwhile I’m cracking it at everyone.

Is it all the pressure? The cost of living? The cost of speaking? The cost of laser hair removal?

Is it my family? My marriage? My career?

Being human comes at a huge price and that hurts, especially for a cheapskate like me.

If I don’t get answers soon, I’m going to start looking up mushroom recipes.

Join Effie as she explores her past, her present, her life and loves and unravels a conspiracy so massive, it’ll blow dry your mind.

Concert is performed upstairs in the Sorrento Room @ Centro CBD   

 please note before purchasing tickets that unfortunately at this stage there is no disable access or lift

OFFER 1   Dinner & Show  -  $87 ( Main Meal only) & show

OFFER 2   Show Only  - $54 Limited  tickets but you can still enjoy a meal down stairs by booking our A La Carte restaurant prior to the show.

Desserts are always on offer to purchase on the night at the concert

Drinks can now be delivered to your table by ordering  & paying  through our Mr YUM Ordering App

Due to catering tickets are closed off on the day of the concert

but can still be purchased by phone or emailing us.

Doors open 6.30pm        Dining starts 7.15pm    Show time 8pm  

Booking Fees Apply

IMPORTANT !! IF YOU MISSED TELLING US WHEN YOU BOOKED YOUR TICKETS PLEASE  NOTIFY US BEFORE COMING TO THE SHOW IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ANY DIETARY ISSUES OR ARE UNABLE TO EAT CERTAIN FOODS TO ALLOW US TO  MAKE ALTERNATE MEALS FOR YOU IN TIME. MEALS COULD BE FISH, PORK, BEEF, CHICKEN or LAMB ALTERNATE SERVE.

Tickets cannot be exchanged for Credit or other Concerts but tickets can be resold or given to other people if you are unable to attend.