The 2026 Victorian State Election as told by Drag Kings

A collection of campy and chaotic drag acts tenuously tied to the theme of Victorian State or Australian politics. This is the show for anyone feeling burned out or bored by the election cycle.

• Antigone Azure
• Craven Moorehead
• Nolan Void
• Scott Balls
• Ur Dad Daryl
• And Pip Stachio as Host!

Antigone Azure
You may know Antigone Azure as one half of fan favourite duo Two Women with Eyes. As a solo artist she embraces the odd, unhinged, hidden aspects of ourselves that should be explored in therapy rather than on the stage. Alas, no psychologist can contain the sheer stubbornness of Antigone. You are welcome.

Craven Moorehead
Craven Moorehead is a Darug Buruberongal drag king who’s the buzz around town! The tallest, sexiest drag king in Naarm, as officially recognised by the anonymous @melbsapphicconfessions. Debuting last year with the Motherless Collective and gracing stages from Thursgay to Kong’s Kings, he’s making a splash on stages and in Bob Katter’s panties. He serves sex appeal, silliness, and draglesque realness. With his steel capped boots and studded heart, he’ll always leave you Craven Moore!

Pip Stachio
Pip Stachio may be small, but he packs, mostly with socks. A mixture of drag, theatre and burlesque, along with a huge dash of physical comedy, Pip is one sweet little nut. With a big heart, big bulge and big tits, Pip uses his boyish charm and male privilege to build community and advocate for better working conditions and opportunities for drag kings and things. Pip is the Winner of the Apprentease Victoria Burlesque Excellence Awards 2025. A jack-off of all trades, Pip Stachio goes well in ice-cream, on salads and exploding his rambunctious energy all over the stage.

Nolan Void
Nolan is a drag king and butch-lesque performer from rural Canada who now lives in the big city of Naarm (Melbourne). Held together by duct tape and stoicism, this moustached, middle-aged man of mystery pays homage to handsome handymen and hunters from rural and rustic areas. In addition to producing this show, he has produced (or co-produced) many local drag and variety shows such as Strapped: A Sapphic Burlesque and Butch-lesque Show, T4T: A Transgender Showcase, The 2025 Australian Election as Told By Drag Kings, and Anti-Valentines Day Variety Show. He has also produced and starred (as his alter ego Piano Punk) in two solo musical cabaret shows called PiaNu-Metal and Creepy Christmas: Carols in Minor Keys.

Scott Balls
The love Child of Freddie Mercury and Vivian from the Young Ones, this Aussie King, rock’n’roll fling has the biggest of packages for his lady and theydy fans. Don’t be fooled by his looks though, he’s the type of nice punk who will start a fight and then apologise profusely for doing so. Scott Balls is excited to bring something a little bit different and give you a performance that is Balls to the Wall! 

Ur Dad Daryl
Ur Dad Daryl is a Kanolu drag king with a bad back and a heart of gold. Gracing stages across Naarm with daggy dance moves and retro fashion, this funky drag fella is all about camp, chaos and groovy tunes! Whether he’s parodying pop culture moments like Tampongate or blending disco with divorced dad rock, you’re sure to have nothin’ but a good time with Naarm’s freshest father figure, Ur Dad Daryl!

• Pride of our Footscray is up two flights of stairs and is unfortunately not accessible for wheelchairs or walking frames.

• There will be no strobe lighting or strobe effects in this show.

• Masks are encouraged.

Earlybird pricing is available until Oct 19th. After Oct 19th all prices raise by $5.